Golden Week Panda黄金周熊猫 · $GOLDENWEEKComing soon ·
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黄金周GOLDEN WEEK · OCT 1–7

Stuck in the Golden Week jam.

黄金周,堵车中。

A tourist panda left home at 6am on October 1st to beat the traffic. So did everyone else. He is now three cars further. Every buy of $GOLDENWEEK moves him one car forward.

Jam starts in 距离堵车
-d--h--m--s
Oct 1 – Oct 7 · Beijing time (UTC+8)
A toy panda in a red convertible stuck in a giant miniature traffic jam

THE JAM · 堵车现场

Every car is a coin. The panda is in lane 3.

Hit buy and he squeezes past the car in front. Honk and the neighbours honk back. His lane never moves on its own, the others creep forward just enough to hurt.

  1. Oct 1第一天
  2. Oct 2第二天
  3. Oct 3第三天
  4. Oct 4第四天
  5. Oct 5第五天
  6. Oct 6第六天
  7. Oct 7第七天
Position 排位
#48,213
Cars passed 超车
0
Home 回家
847.000 km

Lane 3 has not moved since 06:40. The other lanes move a little. Of course they do.

Preview: the token is not live, so the buy button is simulated. Your progress is saved in this browser.

THE ROUTE · 路线

847 km. Seven days. Mostly parked.

  1. Oct 1 · 06:00km 0出发

    Leaves home. Full tank, full snacks, full battery. Beat the traffic, he said.

  2. Oct 1 · 06:40km 3堵车了

    Traffic. It will clear up in ten minutes. It does not clear up.

  3. Oct 1 · 12:10km 3.2零食没了

    Snacks gone. Phone at 12%. The car to the left has a charger and a plan.

  4. Oct 3km 11服务区

    Rest stop. The line for the restroom has its own traffic jam.

  5. Oct 5km 40看海

    Sees the sea. On a billboard. Takes 300 photos of it anyway.

  6. Oct 7 · 23:59km 847回家

    Arrives. Holiday is over. Turns around and joins the jam home.

The panda standing on the roof of his red car, reading a map in the middle of the jam
Dashcam, day 1. He got out to check the map. The map says: highway.

Rules of the road · 交通规则

  1. 1One buy = one car forward.买一次,前进一辆车。
  2. 2Honking is free. It also does nothing.鸣笛免费,但没用。
  3. 3The lane next to you always moves faster.旁边的车道永远更快。
  4. 4The jam clears Oct 7, 23:59 Beijing time. Probably.10月7日结束。大概吧。
  5. 5After that, $GOLDENWEEK is a souvenir. See you next October.明年十月见。

THE TOKEN · 代币

$GOLDENWEEK

A one-week memecoin for the one week everybody drives at once. No roadmap, no utility, no promises. Just a panda, a jam and a countdown.

Ticker
$GOLDENWEEK
Chain
Solana
Launch window
Sep 30 – Oct 1
Supply
set at launch
Utility
none. It is a traffic jam.
Status
not launched

official contract address · 合约地址

Barrier down. No CA yet.

CA: TBA

The contract address shows up here first, the moment the token is live. Until this box fills, anything called $GOLDENWEEK is not us.

Copycats drive fast. Search results and DMs will show fake tickers. Only trust the address in this booth. Nobody from the project will ever DM you first.

HOW TO BUY · 如何购买

Four exits to the panda.

  1. EXIT 1

    Get a Solana wallet

    Any Solana wallet app works. Write the recovery phrase on paper. Never type it into a website.

  2. EXIT 2

    Add some SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange you trust and send it to your wallet.

  3. EXIT 3

    Wait for the CA

    The official address appears in the toll booth above. That box is the only source.

  4. EXIT 4

    Swap SOL for the panda

    Paste the CA into a swap. Check the address twice. Then honk.

Go to the official CANo buy link until the CA is posted.

Disclaimer · 免责声明

$GOLDENWEEK is a memecoin made for fun. It has no intrinsic value, no utility, no team promises and no expectation of profit. Crypto is extremely risky and you can lose everything you put in. Nothing on this site is financial advice, and the traffic tips are not advice either. The jam on this page is a simulation: tickers on the cars are illustrative, not real listings. Golden Week Panda is a cartoon tourist and is not affiliated with any government, holiday authority, road operator, company or person.